microsoft strives at being moron friendly

“you have chose to delete this file(s). Are you sure”
*clicks yes*
“you have agreed to delete this file(s). did you mean to do that”
*thinks to self “no of course not, thats why i clicked it” and clicks yes*
“If you delete this file it will be permanently lost. Do you still wish to continue?”
*clicks yes again*
“the file has been deleted. if you deleted the file in error you can retrieve it from the recycle bin”
*clicks ok and thinks to self “omg im glad that’s over” and goes to IE*
*types in digg.com*
“this page is not encrypted, if you visit it you could be intercepted by a 3rd party”
*thinks to self “ok ms, then make your browser more secure so i dont have to worry” and clicks ok*
“internet explorer has encountered an error and needs to close”
*clicks send error report*
*a blank window pops up*
*waits a few seconds*
*another window pops up and says “windows encountered an error displaying the previous error. would you like to repair windows?”
*clicks yes*
*5 minutes later*
“windows has been repaired successfully but needs to restart for the changes to take effect.”
*clicks restart*
*at the boot screen chooses ubuntu*

and people ask me why  I don’t use windows.

NOTE:

I (Allan) come up with all the ‘joke of the day’ jokes myself unless otherwise stated.

I made a link to your brain and when I clicked it I got a 404 not found.